“A Very Lazy Writer”- How Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka Described Himself In A 2005 Interview

By Presh Bae

1986 Winner of the Nobel Literature Professor Wole Soyinka is not known for false modesty, after all, he once famously declared himself to be a ‘serial monogamist’; but in a 2005 interview ,’Kongi’ made the claim that he’s not a compulsive writer as his readers might think.

Speaking to Simon Stanford in a piece republished on the Nobel Prize website, Soyinka referred to himself as a ‘lazy writer’.

‘That’s a very good question’, he said when asked if he found it easy to start writing. ‘I think I’m a very lazy writer and by that, I mean that I do not battle, I don’t struggle too hard against it. If I have difficulties in the writing, I just go and do other things. I don’t feel a compulsion to write. Of course, when I start writing then it becomes a compulsive activity, because I’ve begun something and I want to continue, want to finish it. The characters in my play are crowding my head, demanding to be let out or demanding to be allowed to complete what they’ve set out to do, so there is compulsion there and of course, I can carry an idea with me in my head, it just is there for months, years.’

He went on to say

‘I know there are other writers who sit down religiously every morning, they take their espresso, they put a clean sheet of paper there and they sit looking at that paper until they’ve finished or covered at least a number of those pages. No, I’m not like that. I have to be ready. It has to gestate it for quite a while and then it’s ready to burst forth.’

Nevertheless, Soyinka is one of the most respected writers in the world. He won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1986- the first African to do so. He has over 100 books to his credit.

“I Became A Chartered Account At 18” – Nigerian Teenager Who Graduated From University At 17 Lists Her Achievements

By Presh Bae

A Nigerian teenager has gotten the attention of social media users after she took to Twitter to detail the things she’s achieved and the age at which she achieved them. At only 19, she is done with NYSC and is working already after becoming a chartered accountant at 18.

Read what she wrote below:

‘I Had A Lot Of F9s In My First WAEC Result’ – Says LASU’s Overall Best Graduate Adopted By Governor Ambode

By Presh Bae

Lagos State Governor, Mr Akinwunmi Ambode has adopted a son, Fuad Adetoro Ogunsanya, who survived two eyes surgeries to emerge as the best graduating student of the Lagos State University (LASU) in the 2017/2018 convocation ceremony.

Ogunsanya, who bagged 4.78 Cummulative Gross Point (CGPA) in Business Administration to emerge best graduating student had earlier in the valedictory speech narrated his rag-to-fame story.

He also shared with the gathering his battle with cataract that affected his two eyes and how he underwent two surgeries at the University of Ibadan Teaching Hospital (UCH) to have the eye defects corrected.

Ogunsanya who inherited cataract from his father. said he failed his first WAEC and NECO examinations due to health challenges.

This greatly affected his performance in the final examination in secondary school.

He said the cataract, which initially affected one eye, later spread to the other and this affected his academic performance.

“My parents helped me to seek medical help but the first operation I had was not successful,” he said.

“When my first WAEC and NECO came out, it was dotted with F9s, so I left home and went to stay with my uncle and his wife.

“My uncle and his wife also helped me to seek medical treatment at the University College Hospital (UCH), Ibadan and the operation was successful.”

Adetoro said following the treatment, he went back to secondary school to rewrite his WAEC and JAMB, after three years of staying at home.

“I was able to make four As and three Bs and scored 215 in JAMB to gain admission to LASU,” Adetoro recalled.

According to him, he had applied for Accounting at LASU but opted for business administration as because Accounting was not accredited at the time.

Adetoro noted that his academic journey was rigorous and herculean, even as he lost his father in 2015.

“But my doggedness and tenacity yielded a good result,” he added.

Apparently moved by Ogunsanya narration, Ambode said he would adopt him as a son. He also said he would be giving the best graduating student a scholarship to study at any choice school of his/her preference, anywhere in the world.

“Yours was a moving story and I’m assuring you that you can chose and study at anywhere in the world. And because you are also the best graduating student, I will be giving you, N5 million,” the Governor said.

Students Observation In Universities

What exactly is going on in our universities and colleges? There's a rape culture in our schools and no one is talking. A rape victim (Illustration) The average Nigerian student entering tertiary institution whether University or College, is most likely going to be between 15 and 19 years old. Their self-esteem will most likely be shaky. Their world views and philosophies unshaped. They want to feel valued and accepted. It is also at this age that sexual curiosity spikes. Combine all of these, and vulnerability rears its head. People in this bracket are perhaps the most likely to get raped, especially women. Let’s start with Tola. Tola is a smart young lady. Settling into University life wasn’t as difficult as she thought, classes are coming and going. She’s making new friends, interesting friends. There’s one she likes. Like really really likes. He wears really nice shirts, and speaks really well. Most of all, he listens. He listens to all her stories. Wonder who made it easy for Tola to navigate the Jambite registration process? Him. His name is Steve. So one day, she’s bored, and asks him if he’s downloaded any new movies. Of course he has. Of course he has the newest episodes of the best shows. So empty USB flash in hand, she heads to his house. Finding his tiny student-size apartment is not so hard, not like it’s her first time going to collect movies, or charge her phone. Today, Steve doesn’t look so well. He’s cuddled up under his blanket. He tells her he has a fever. By the time he says this, she doesn’t even care about the movies she came to get. Today, she’s going to care for her friend. He shows her where he kept some painkillers. It’s at the bottom of a shelf. When she turns around, Steve is no longer on the bed. He’s now standing in front of her, at just a breath away. Bare chested. “I really like you,” he says. She’s shocked. And confused. “What are you doing?” she asks. He draws closer. She says stop. She says it again. But he’s all over her like a beast on prey. 10 minutes later, he’s panting. She’s crying. “Why” she asks, “why did you do this to me?” “What? I thought you liked it.” This is what rape looks like in Nigerian student communities (and outside), and Tola is not alone. In a survey of 349 women, 1 in 8 of them said they were raped while in school (University/Polytechnic/College of Education). The numbers are probably higher, considering that many victims themselves don’t have a clear understanding of what is rape and what isn’t. This begs the question; What is rape? Rape is a form of sexual assault where a person has forced sexual intercourse with a victim without their consent. According to the Violence against Persons' Prohibition (VAPP) Act, the definition of rape has expanded to: "Rape is non-consensual penetration of a person's vagina, anus, mouth or body parts with an object or penis or other body part". Also worthy of note is that the legal definition differs from state to state. But what about sexual assault? While rape is a form of sexual assault, it is much broader. Sexual assault in the simplest terms, is the non-consensual contact that does not include penetration. Examples of sexual assault are: attempted rape, unwanted kissing, unwanted fondling, and unwanted touching of the genitalia, buttocks and breasts. So whether it is Yaba Market boys pulling the hands of passing girls, and touching them, in the name of getting them to buy whatever cloth it is they are selling. Whether it is a lecturer groping a girl in his office. Whether it is fondling her without her consent. Whether it is a guy pressing groping a girl in a concert. This is sexual assault. Why is rape common in tertiary schools? Let’s go back to Steve. Steve is a regular guy. But the guys tease Steve for being soft. The other day, one of his guys teased that he liked boys. Why? Because Steve has no body count — number of girls he’s slept with. The guys also know about Tola. They believe he’s slacking because he hasn’t even kissed her. He likes her, they know this, and they assume she has to like him too. So when they ask him how far, and he says he’s finally slept with her, he’s the man. When he even says she wasn’t interested at first, and that he finally got her to have sex anyway, they say he’s the chairman. Perhaps, the biggest cause of rape in Nigerian schools stems from the attitude of men towards rape and the disregard for consent. It is the sense of entitlement that makes a man feel he deserves it, and he’ll get what he deserves by any means necessary. “What was she wearing?” Another major contributing factor to rape is the tendency for society to blame the victim, instead of seeking justice, and punishing the rapist. A society that blames a rape victim, for any reason at all, gives the next rapist an excuse and even motivation to commit the irreversible crime. How can we change this? Back to Tola. Never in her life has she felt more alone. She blames herself for ending up in that situation. She hates that she can’t tell anyone about it. She tells her friend about what happened, and her friend is not only surprised, she’s confused. The first thing she asks throws Tola off balance completely; “But didn’t you say you liked him?” We need to understand that this is a matter of control. There’s a stark difference between giving, and being taken from without consent. This is what rape is a about, taking without consent. Now, Tola hates that she told her friend. She fears telling her parents even worse. They’d probably call her a disgrace or a disappointment. So she swallows all the pain, and drowns in her own grief. You know the worst part? She’s in the same faculty with Steve. So she sees him every other day, and he acts like everything is fine. Rape is a crime, like armed robbery and murder. And until we treat it like a crime where the criminal is held responsible without putting the victim on trial, it’s not going anywhere. Oluwaseun Ayodeji Osowobi, Founder of S.T.E.R (Stand To End Rape), also recommends that we as people push further for the implementation of the Sexual Harassment in Educational Institutions Prohibition Act, 2016

Low Standard Of Graduates In Universities

Nigeria produces half-baked graduates because of lecturers' indiscipline - Ex- VC Professor Kelvin Etta says Nigerian lecturers are responsible for the falling standard of education. NUC releases list of approved varsities for post-graduate studies in Nigeria University of Ibadan The former Vice-Chancellor of the University of Calabar, Professor Kelvin Etta has attributed the falling standard of education and production of half-baked graduates in Nigeria to lecturers' indiscipline. Etta said lecturers desperation for money is also responsible for the falling standard of education in Nigeria. While speaking during a programme organised by Leaders of Tomorrow in Cross River, Etta said the desire to make more money among academic and non-academic staff in Nigerian Universities has contributed to the production of unproductive graduates in Nigerian Universities. Etta who is the pioneer Vice Chancellor of the University of the Cross-River University of Technology, CRUTECH, therefore called for a holistic reform of the Nigerian education sector. During his tenure as a Vice-Chancellor, Etta is said to have brought reforms to both the University of Calabar and Cross River University of Technology.